Thursday, January 25, 2018

The Infinity Paradox

We're in Detroit for a tournament, watching a terrible reality show. One of the main characters is wearing a visor.

"Tell me the name of one person who looks cool wearing a visor," I say.

"Not possible," Eli 16.5 says. "That person does not exist."

"What about historical figures?" I ask. "Napoleon in a visor?"

"Shakespeare," Eli says. "But he'd wear it sideways."

"So we could go back to the beginning of time," I say, "and NO ONE could have ever looked cool wearing a visor."

"Correct," he says.

Not even Jack Nicklaus (if you're old enough to remember that he wore one).

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