Frozen Controversy
"Do we have two pints of vanilla at home?" I asked Gloria."No, just one," she said. Eli 17.1 and I looked at each other.
"Then we're stopping at the store on the way home," I said, and Eli nodded.
"Why? Why can't you just share the pint?"
Eli and I burst out laughing. "Not happening," Eli said.
"A pint isn't enough ice cream for two people," I said. "That's a one-serving container. Telling us to share a pint is just frozen despair."
"Fine," she said. "Buy another pint, then put your initials on each one."
"Done," Eli said.
"I don't want your stinky pint, anyway," I said.
"Well, I don't want your stupid pint, either," Eli said.
Gloria rolled her eyes.
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