Considerations
I was sitting on the couch when Eli 17.4 walked in."I have a question," I said.
"Okay, go ahead."
"Wendy's is selling a 2019 Jr. Frosty tag for $2," I said.
"So a free Jr. Frosty with any purchase," he said.
"Right," I said. "Also, Wendy's is selling any size fries for $1."
"You could get large fries and a small Frosty for $1 every time you went," he said.
"Exactly," I said. "So how long do you think a man could survive just eating french fries and ice cream?"
He paused to think. "I don't know," he said. "A month?"
"Hmm," I said.
"Stop making that sound," he said. "You're making me nervous."
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