Wednesday, May 01, 2019

Oh, No

I picked up a prescription at the pharmacy.

The lady at the counter looked to be 65+. I made polite talk during the transaction, and she mentioned that she was having one of her knees replaced next week. "Do you have any experience with that?" she said.

Oh, damn it to hell.

Now I'm in an entirely new category, apparently. Other questions I'll be asked soon:
"I started using adult diapers recently. Do you have any experience with that?"
"I have to use my walker around the house now. Do you have any experience with that?"
"Prunes. I buy them in five pound bags. Do you have any experience with that?"

This is all happening too soon.

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