A Courtly Exchange of Texts, In Three Acts
ACT I
Knock-knock-knock JOHN.
Knock-knock-knock JOHN.
Knock-knock-knock JOHN.
ACT II
Hi. This is John. I'm stuck in Arkansas at
the moment and unable to provide a clever
response. Your message is very important
to me, so please leave your name and
number at the beep and I will respond as
soon as I care enough to do so.
ACT III
***BEEP***
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