The Longest Journey
I drove an hour to Lansing for cereal because Quaker Oats Squares were recalled in early January and they're still not shipping and they're part of my breakfast routine in combination with Grape Nuts and blueberries and I went down several Reddit holes and found out Kroger's store brand is the closest version so I drove there and bought five boxes.This is how you know you're old.
It was one of those days when the sun comes boiling through the windshield and your skin pinks like a shrimp. I told C if I died Eli 22.9 would be an orphan after the stupidest death ever and she said she thought I could drive sixty mile without killing myself and so I did. Drive, not kill myself.
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