Strange But True
1. Eli 23.5 flew from Bogota to Houston to London yesterday. The customs official in Houston was a typical old Southern guy. "Where are you coming from he asked?"
"Bogota," Eli said.
"Where are you flying to?"
"London."
The customs official looked up. "Son, where do you live?"
Eli laughed and said, "Good question."
2. He woke me up at 6 this morning and asked me to send him $50. "Dad, my bank account here is frozen because I went to Bogota, bought food in the Houston airport yesterday, and I'm going to Switzerland tomorrow. They must think I'm a smuggler," he said, laughing.
3. C knew two people who were killed by hippos. In separate incidents.
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