Wednesday, August 20, 2025

An Immediate Answer

We shipped Eli 24.0s goalie mask to the mask maker today for repadding.

We were talking to the shipping agent, who was quite friendly, and when we were done, I said, "Okay, nobody's in line. Tell us the weirdest thing you ever shipped."

Without even a hesitation, she said, "Horse semen."

"I'm impressed there wasn't any thought needed," I said. "Talk about leaving a strong impression."

"Somebody had to touch it," she said. "And did those hands bring the bag here? Were they washed? You have to wash your hands before you handle that bag."

"That's for amateurs," I said. "Pros wash their hands AFTER they handle the bag."

In gaming terms, horse semen is apparently the S-tier of gross. 

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