Now I Understand Why They Didn't Announce Sooner
Bad Bunny kicks ass, but since he didn't pass the Trump-Kampff test for a true believer, an "alternative" Super Bowl halftime show was announced by a well-known "conservative" organization.
I've been wondering who they'd name as the musical act (almost gleefully, I admit). Wouldn't you have announced it weeks ago to build momentum? The Super Bowl is this Sunday, after all.
They finally announced it today, and--wait for it--it's Kid Rock.
Oh, the humanity.

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