Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Run For Your Lives

We were watching a few minutes of the Rose Bowl parade.

A float came by with "Mother Nature." She was forty-five feet high.

"It's Mother Nature--in her terrifying human form," I said.

"RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!" Eli 5.5 shouted.

Then they showed a close-up, for some reason, of her toenails.

"Now there's a cross marketing opportunity," Gloria said. "This float could be co-sponsored by the toenail fungus people."

"That's right," I said. "Where's Digger? He should be trying to crawl under her toenail."

Three people, on a couch, being smartasses. As a family.

Yes, while "researching" this I found out that I'm #1 in Google if you search on "toenail fungus mascot." Outstanding.

Site Meter