Wednesday, December 05, 2007

I'm Sure You Have Cleopatra's Sympathy

A hedge fund manager named Seth Tobias drowned in his swimming pool on September 4.

I don't know about you, but after I'm dead--if I still have Internet access--here's the paragraph I DON'T want to read about my death:
Bill Ash, a former assistant to Mr. Tobias, said he had told the police that Mrs. Tobias confessed to him that she had cajoled her husband into the water while he was on a cocaine binge with a promise of sex with a male go-go dancer known as Tiger.

This could be the beginning of an entirely new section in the New York Times: "Obituary FTL."

The full story is here.

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