Wednesday, July 14, 2004

What, and Give Up Show Business?

From Yahoo! News:
MINNEAPOLIS - Daryl Miller didn't make it through airport security because he couldn't keep his pants on.

Airport police said a security screener was waving a metal-detecting wand over Miller's pants area on Friday when Miller pulled his shorts down to his ankles. He wasn't wearing any underwear.

Miller then said, "There, how do you like your job," thus ending the screening, according to the police report. He was charged with indecent exposure and released on $300 bail.

Are we sure he wasn't trying to save the rain forest? Perhaps he was in **** For Forest's sister organization--Drop Trou For Cows.

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