A La Mode, Ye' Scurvy Dog!This is an actual excerpt from a children's book that I was reading to Eli 3.1 tonight.
What is that I see climbing on board? A PIRATE! And another! And another!
PIRATES, UNCLE WILLY!
Uncle Willy couldn't do a thing. There were just too many pirates.
First, they put Uncle Willy on the deserted island. Then they started to eat his pie.