Friday, December 24, 2004

Occam's Naked Razor

I was in line at the grocery store today (gift certificates only--I don't buy food--I hear it spoils) and saw an issue of Cosmopolitan on one of the impulse racks. Here's the headline I saw:

What He Thinks When He Sees You Naked

Inside the magazine, I'm sure there's a six-to-eight page article exploring the psychology and deepest emotions of men. Right. Like we have any.

Let me save you some money. Here's what he thinks when he sees you naked: Man, that took FOREVER!

Glad to help.

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