Some Disturbing News
From Nate Carpenter, DQ's official Three Words of Wit Spokesman.Given the scarcity of the last name, I believe you should check into the history of Leonard Dubious. I received a virus-infected e-mail yesterday from a "Constantine Q. Dubious." In Spanish. Make sure you're not being used as an unwitting dupe in some globally-intricate Dubious family plot to Infect The World.
It just occured to me that a "Dubious Family Plot" could be a cemetary sort of thing, too.
Sorry, it couldn't possibly be Leonard's family. Prospective staff member applications are investigated thoroughly by Director of Personnel Stephanie Assham-Dubious.
Hmm.
I'll see if I can find his resume.
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