Tuesday, June 21, 2005

The Rash

I’ve got some bizarre rash on the outside of each hand that I’ve had since last Thursday. I’ve never had poison ivy or poison oak before, but I’m pretty sure it’s one of the two, even though I’ve scoured the backyard and can’t find a sign of either one.

I’m pretty bitter about this rash, because if it were on my palm I could claim it was the stigmata and sell pictures on eBay. Then I could look forward to a semi-comfortable retirement. As it is, though, I’m four inches from retirement and that’s really kind of a pisser.

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