You Knew This Was Coming
I've mentioned the word "butt" many times in the last few months, because both the concept and the word itself crack Eli 4.0 up. Just say "But why?" at any moment and he will start laughing uncontrollably.So does the phrase "Say it--don't spray it!" but that's for another day.
Mention "butt" enough times, though, and you get this: an e-mail from DQ reader Don Barree about a butt artist named Stan Murmur.
That's right: a butt artist. And no, I don't know why he hasn't changed his name to "Cheeks", so get your hands off the keyboard. Right now.
Murmur's website is titled, simply, "Butt-Printing Artist Stan Murmer." Yes, he makes paintings by using his butt, and before you hurl, he's using paint, people, so no worries.
Here's his website: http://slingshot.to/buttart. Don't forget to have your credit card handy, because you can take care of your Christmas list right now.
I can't wait for Eli 4.0 to see this. Actually, what I really can't wait for is to see him trying to convince Gloria to let him paint that way.
<< Home