Ballerina Outrage at Table Five
We were eating at Friday's this weekend and six people were sitting at a table right next to us. Here's what I heard:"How many ballerinas ever learned to tap?" one asked.
"I don't need someone to TELL me I can't tap. I KNOW I can't tap," said the angry young ballerina. All that was missing was for her to pull out her tiny ballet slipper and pound it on the table, Khrushchev style.
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