Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Things to Do in Boxes When You're Dead

DQ reader Nathan Carpenter sent me a link. I don't want to know why he found it.

Here it is:
http://www.covingtonbox.com/cremation.html.

What is it? Why, it's Covington Box & Packaging--"the most complete, easy-to-use cremation container on the market today."

It's, um, a cardboard box.

No more multiple stacks of components that take up valuable floor space. Covington's 2-pak cremation kit minimizes floor storage.

I wonder if that's like one of those little drink holders they give you at McDonald's.

Here's a customer endorsement:
The cremation trade is more than dollars. It is about trust and fulfilling loved ones request. Using Covington Boxes Cremation Containers the family is insured that quality is in every box. --Central Michigan Crematory

Um, I'm pretty sure that's not quality in every box.

Here's the best part, though: free samples!
Order Your FREE sample today!
1.800.JIT.BOXES


I'm not sure if the sample is a 2-pack. That may be out of reach.

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