Did You Know?Gloria was sleeping on the couch last night.
Sleeping pleasantly, she emitted what can only be described as swamp gas.
If Eli 6.4 does this, I call him Tommy the Toxic Tooter. With a member of the fairer sex, though, a more diplomatic approach is required.
Fortunately, diplomacy is one of my strong suits. So when Gloria started to wake up, I was ready.
"Honey, did you know that people can fart in their sleep?" I asked.
"No," she said, still groggy.
"Apparently, they can," I said. "And these 'dream farts,' as I like to call them, are incredibly powerful and noxious compared to a regular fart."
"Why are you telling me--oh, good grief! Jesus!"