Second Thoughts
Last night, I was going to take Eli 6.6 out to dinner, then over to Randall's to get Gloria some flowers for Valentine's Day."Dad, do we HAVE to go to Randall's?" he asked.
"We do," I said. "We're going to look for flowers for your mom."
"All considerate husbands get their wives flowers on Valentine's Day," Gloria said to Eli.
"Oh," he said. "Okay."
Hmm. "Considerate husband." Maybe those dog-themed Valentine's Day cards with the punch lines "Fleas" and "Couldn't you just pee from all the excitement?" weren't such a good idea after all.
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