It's a Good Thing They Were FriendsHere's a headline you just don't see every day (thanks MSNBC):
Men sentenced for setting friend's crotch ablaze
SAN LUIS OBISPO, Calif. - Two practical jokers are behind bars for setting their passed-out drinking buddy's crotch ablaze while boozing in Grover Beach. Matthew Craig Pillers and Jack Brent Nicholas Keiffer pleaded no contest to a felony great bodily injury charge.
...Elliot Tuleja was passed out when the men poured cologne on the man's groin and set him on fire on Jan. 18. Tuleja had second-degree burns on his testicles.
Friend? I don't know about you, but a man who pours cologne on my crotch and sets it on fire is no friend of mine.
Now I'm required by law to mention that two near-rhymes of "testicle" are "spectacle" and "receptacle." Do your worst