Willie is DeadThe post title was the subject line of an e-mail I received yesterday.
This is my second letter to you, once more my name is Barrister LOUIS ERIK HANS I am the personal attorney to Mr. Willie who died few years ago, May his gentle soul rest in peace, Before his death, he deposited One Trunk Box/Diplomatic Personal Treasure, containing the sum of $8.700.000.00 (EIGHT MILLION SEVEN HUNDRED THOUSAND U.S. DOLLARS ONLY) with a security company here in The Netherlands.
Periods are in desperately short supply in the Netherlands, so expensive that only the financial elite can afford them.
I do particularly like that "Willie" refers to "Mr. Willie".