Tuesday, April 05, 2016


Gloria forget to buy carrots.

"Oh my god," she said, hands on the counter. "I went to the store twice today and I STILL didn't remember to get carrots. F--k!" She paused. "F--k f--k f--k!"

"I'll go get carrots," I said.

"No, I'll get them," she said. "F--k!"

She picked up her purse. "F--k!"

She opened the door. "F--ck!"

She came back about twenty minutes later. "Did you get the seven f--k carrots?" I asked.

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