OpportunityEli 15.6 took the PSAT a few months ago.
He's a sophomore, so his score didn't count (he retakes it next year as the official attempt), but his scores were high enough that if they go up just a small bit next year, he may be a National Merit Scholar (show of hands).
Because of this, universities are blast e-mailing him pamphlets and postcards and all kinds of things, and they're all uniformly crap.
"Hey buddy, college materials today," I said.
"Northern Michigan Timber Sports University," I said, "and Western Wisconsin Furniture and Crafting College."
"You may not need to fall back on Clown College as your safety school if this keeps up," I said.
With the size of his feet, he could totally CLEP out of the first year of Clown College