Highly Questionable
I opened the door to our hotel room."Hmm," I said. "Looks like I might be calling the hotel manager."
"What?" Eli 15.11 asked. "What the..."
"Okay, that is NOT what swans should be doing on my bed," he said.
"Highly inappropriate," I said. "I've seen them where they face each other and their bills touch, but not this version."
"What were they thinking?" he asked. "I can't believe--"
"Well, someone could have come in after they put them in a harmless position and rearranged them. That could have happened."
He looked at me and I burst out laughing. "Oh, no," he said, and started laughing. He was laughing so hard that he fell face-down on the bed and kept laughing. And laughing.
Finally, he got up. "I live a good life," he said.
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