Thursday, December 07, 2017

Rule #1 About Northern Winters

You will never be comfortably warm.

At any one moment, I have warm parts. I have boiling hot parts. I have icy cold parts. I have sweaty parts (this is a knife's edge distance from being warm).

Parts of me can grow tulips. Other parts could store meat. One part is both cold and sweats at the same time (I'm not even sure what that part could do).

My parts are climate unreliable.

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