Wednesday, April 04, 2018


I'm at dinner with Gloria.

"Are you done, or are you just taking a break" the waitress asks Gloria.

Gloria pauses. "Um, just taking a break," she says. Gloria doesn't like saying she's done if there's too much food left on the plate, because she doesn't want anyone employed by the restaurant to think she doesn't like the food.

The waitress smiles and walks off.

"Oh yeah, you're taking a a break," I say, and Gloria starts laughing. "Seriously, who does that? Does anyone wait ten or fifteen minutes, then say 'Okay, back at it!' and start eating again. Who the hell does that?"

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