Mastery
I'm going to make some chicken soup," I said. This is wholesome chicken noodle soup, out of a package."Okay, well just get a pan and boil water, then put in the package and simmer for five minutes or so," Gloria said.
"I see microwave instructions," I said. "I'm just going to use a big Pyrex container."
"Well, you'll want a bowl to serve it," she said.
"No bowl for me," I said. "Zero footprint. I'm all about the eco."
"I'm sure you are," she said.
Once it was done, I waited. And waited.
"That Pyrex is hot, isn't it?" Gloria said, laughing.
"Cooling slowly," I said.
"That's why you use a bowl to serve," she said.
"Sure, but I'm thinking outside the box," I said. "And I just thought of a way to cool it off."
"That's it," I said. "Cools burning muscles and burning soup."
"I better go," she said. "Your brilliance is overwhelming me."
"Yeah, it's probably safer to take off before you get a BRAIN BURN," I said.
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