Tennis On The Table
Eli 17.2 hit a serve, a good one. I hit a clean return winner."That was terrible," he said.
"What? That was a clean winner!"
"Wrong swing," he said.
"Oh, come on!" I said. "That was dirty."
"You don't get to say 'dirty'," he said. "You get to use old person words like 'good'."
"Noted," I said.
He hit an underspin serve. I hit it four feet long.
"No," Eli said. "When I hit underspin, you loop swing."
"Oh, that's helpful," I said.
"I told you that before."
"Did you?" I asked.
"Did you forget?"
I paused.
"Well, if I forgot, how would I remember that I forgot?"
He paused.
"That's the dumbest thing I ever heard."
"Is it?" I said.
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