Clarifying The Penalties For Man-on-Hamster Violence
This human trash:UT's Student Conduct report states that the student who coerced another to bite the head off the hamster was expelled from the Cowboys, the student who bit the head off the hamster was reprimanded.
If I understand this correctly, man-on-hamster violence gets a reprimand, but coercing man-on-hamster violence, now that's another thing entirely.
Still in the gray area: painting a hamster, dressing a hamster (particularly in those Handmaid's Tale hats), or adding resistance to that little wheel they roll on.
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