Thursday, May 09, 2019

The Ultimate

After an entirely disinterested non-search, I've stumbled onto the ultimate Apple hipster.

I was walking past the Apple store at the local mall when I saw him, standing in the soft glow of the Apple's proprietary rightness.

It killed me--KILLED ME--to not take a picture, but we'll have to make do with a description.

I believe he was an employee, by the way, which makes it even better.

5'6". Slender. Appropriate length hipster beard. Square black glasses. Flower pattern leggings. Deck shoes.

It was overwhelming. Never have I seen a greater display of Apple-ness in my entire life.

I didn't bother looking to see if he was wearing an Apple watch. I already knew the answer.

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