Now it's the herder-ferter
I was watching a playoff game. Gloria was asleep on the couch next to me.She had been asleep for several hours when I went upstairs, looking for a snack. I found Dove bars in the freezer, a huge win. I took one and went back downstairs. She stirred.
"Hey, I didn't know we had Dove bars!" I said.
She looked at me, confused. "Herder," she said.
"Dove bars," I said.
"What?" She looked at me again. "The ferter," she said.
"You don't understand," I said. "I already went to the herder-ferter and got one."
"Oh," she said. A few seconds passed. "The freezer."
"Not anymore," I said.
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