Monday, January 13, 2020

Now it's the herder-ferter

I was watching a playoff game. Gloria was asleep on the couch next to me.

She had been asleep for several hours when I went upstairs, looking for a snack. I found Dove bars in the freezer, a huge win. I took one and went back downstairs. She stirred.

"Hey, I didn't know we had Dove bars!" I said.

She looked at me, confused. "Herder," she said.

"Dove bars," I said.

"What?" She looked at me again. "The ferter," she said.

"You don't understand," I said. "I already went to the herder-ferter and got one."

"Oh," she said. A few seconds passed. "The freezer."

"Not anymore," I said.

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