On Wardrobe and Assassins
I was watching a show the other night, and the assassin was wearing a turtleneck and slim-fit jeans.How is that every assassin I see is wearing form-fitting clothes? They look so hip that they just exploded off a magazine page. They catch the eye of every person they pass because they're just so damn good looking. They'd be the first person anyone would mention if they're interviewed by the police.
Not me.
If I'm an assassin, I'm buying the loosest fitting clothing I can find. I want to look like a human Shar Pei. Nobody will ever tell the police, "Yeah, I noticed a guy in loose-fitting gray sweatpants."
I wonder if actual assassins watch these shows and go, "Holy shit! What is up with the turtlenecks?"
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