Public Service Announcement
There was a deal on frozen vegetables last weekend, so I picked a bag of "Mixed Stir Fry."Have you been to one of those drive-through wildlife parks where they advertise "over 100 different types of animals!" and it turns out that 79 of them are different species of deer?
So it turns out that the deer in "Mixed Stir Fry" is broccoli. There's one monkey, one elephant, two lions, and ninety-six deer.
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