Deep Thoughts
I have a long-time, excellent friend who is dipping his toe into the online dating scene for the first time.
"There's a question about who you'd invite to your birthday party, and a lot of women put 'Jesus.'"
"How would that work?"
"I don't know what you're asking."
"Does Jesus need to bring a present?" I asked. "Or is just being Jesus enough, and he only has to show up?"
He laughed.
"Also, does Jesus make an Irish exit?" I asked.
We discussed Jesus and the Irish exit for quite some time.
I don't want Jesus at my birthday party. If there's one piece of cake left, and we're both reaching for it, Jesus is going to look at me and say 'Were you on the cross?'
I mean, come on, Jesus. Damn.
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