A Sailor's Dream
A really big boat got stuck in the Suez Canal last week.
Really big. 400 meters long and 59 meters wide. It weighs 200,000 tons and can carry 20,000 shipping containers.
We all know, by now, what happened. Supposedly. But no one has asked the critical question: what was the captain doing at the time?
I have a dream.
The captain is in the control room and he's on his laptop, playing a sailing simulator. Just him and a blue and white sailboat, its sail whipping in the wind as he travels around the world. So beautiful. So peaceful.
"Captain, we've run aground."
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