A Modest Proposal
You know what I think?I think there should be a question on your tax return that says "Favorite Cake."
You can check either the "Vanilla" box or the "Chocolate" box.
After you file your return, if your income was below a certain level (not that I know anyone who had a tough year, income-wise), in 4-6 weeks you'd receive a cake from the Government, in the flavor you chose.
The cake would be nicely iced, of course, and it would say "Better Luck Next Year."
That's all I want. Couldn't we all use a nice, encouraging cake?
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