Thursday, July 22, 2021

I Got A Surprising Amount of Email About Anal Probes

From Scott M. (no way am I using his last name. Think of the Google Search issues):
Can you imagine if us humans did anal probes every time we discovered a new species?

1902
Captain Robert von Beringe is holding a press conference:
“During our travels my team discovered a new species of ape, the mountain gorilla. As usual with the discovery of any new species, we immediately attempted an anal probing. The beast being so large, we had to attempt it in the field, unfortunately, Dr Gluteus Schtick did not survive.”

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