A Story (workshopped by Eli 20.5 and myself after I dreamed the punch line)
Ben called Dave, his best friend.
"How are you now?"
"Not so well," Dave said. "You remember old man Johnson?"
"Sure do. Not fondly."
"We got into a bit of a dust-up last week, and things got out of hand, and I killed him."
There is silence.
"You still there, Ben?"
"I'm here. I'll never let you down, Dave, and I'll help you get rid of the body. Where is it?"
"In the refrigerator."
"You bought a refrigerator?"
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