Thursday, June 27, 2024

This Is How We Do it

"Now that I've done it, I have the perfect moving strategy," I said to Eli 22.10.

"What is it?" he asked.

"First, hire someone to throw away half your stuff," I said. 

"Which half?"

"Doesn't matter. They'll do just about as well as you would."

"I'm not even surprised, really," he said.

"Then, rent a dumpster. Throw in the other half. There, you've moved."

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