An Intimate Evening With Kale
C was making a kale salad for dinner last night.
"Do you mind massaging the kale?" she asked.
"I don't even know the kale," I said. "Wait, are you trying to get me into a throuple? Do we have a safe word?"
"It makes the kale more tender," she said. "Just massage until it gives up."
"How do I know when that happens? What does kale despair feel like?"
"If it gets to be too much," just say 'coastline,'" she said.
'Coastline' was originally the safe word for conversations going into too much detail (based on the coastline paradox). Now, it's used as an all-purpose block.
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