Wednesday, November 05, 2008

Guitar Hero Cow Tour

From Kotaku:
Bobby Kotick, CEO of Activision Blizzard, noted during today's quarterly earnings conference call that the publisher may begin charging for user-generated songs uploaded through Guitar Hero World Tour's GH Tunes service. Kotick has previously stated that GH Tunes has the "potential" to be one of the "credible alternatives to iTunes."

..."The ability to offer these songs on a subscription basis may very well result in the newest subscription opportunity in our portfolio," Kotick said.

Damn, man. I mean--damn.

Every time Bobby Kotick opens his mouth, I see a giant cow with "GUITAR HERO" branded on its side, and Bobby Kotick is squeezing two teats as fast as he can.

Or more. I'm not sure how much teat-squeezing is possible with two hands. My knowledge of milk is entirely carton-based.

Up next: Guitar Hero World Tour (Parking Meter Edition). The game will come with an electronic meter that straps to all the instruments, and you'll have to swipe a credit card every thirty minutes to keep playing.

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