Pants!
Brian Witte sent me a terrific link and I want to share it with you: http://www.invention.com/kuhuski.htm.Fan Pants.
You (the fan) wear them to sporting events, and the objective, according to the web page, is "to provide pants with built in cushions to ease the discomfort of stadium seating." If you're brave enough to visit the web page, you will see absolutely the funniest little animation ever made. I don't think it was intended to be funny, but sometimes comedy just happens.
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