It's Not You. Really. It's Me.
I just realized last night that my DVD player says 'bye' when I turn it off. It doesn't literally say it, of course, but the little LCD window displays the message before it shuts down.What next? Am I going to see a 'You're not the only one who has needs' message or 'I think we need to talk' the next time I try to turn you off? Listen, I didn't buy you so that you could chat me up. Get your sorry, DVD-playing ass in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.
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