Monday, August 16, 2004

We Have Snacks and Punch for Club Members

If you are in your early forties and had a satellite diplexer puke this weekend, and you stood on a chair and tried to reach under the roof and disconnect the diplexer because you were too lazy to get the ladder, and if you then stood on the arm of the chair to get just an inch or two higher, and the chair tipped wildly and you fell off, with the allegedly soft grass in your yard feeling like pavement after you were thrown off a five-story building, and if you slammed your wrist and hip pretty hard, and if your wrist hurt so much you couldn't even turn the steering wheel of your car for two days...


In other news, don't ask about my weekend.

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