The PushEli 3.2 pushed one of his friends today.
Children create tremendous anxiety, particularly when they misbehave. Gloria now worries that this one pushing incident means that we'll be on a Dr. Phil parenting special three years from now. In front of a national television audience, he'll shake his finger at us and say that our child has eight out of twelve characteristics of a serial killer.
Look for me. I'll be wearing white.