Over the Weekend
There were some huge thunderstorms in Austin yesterday, and there was so much lightning that I turned off the computer and the television for several hours. In other words, I went back to the Stone Ages."Isn't this nice?" Gloria asked, as we stared out the window at torrential rain and dangerous lightning. "I love storms," she said.
"Eh," I said.
"Don't you like nature?"
"Listen, you know I'm a big nature guy," I said. "I'm all about the nature. And I enjoy nature--in high-definition, on my television. But nature is preventing me from watching nature, so nature, for me, is ruined."
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