Friday, September 23, 2005

An Official Statement

NEW YORK - Talk about keeping it real: Tyra Banks underwent a televised sonogram on her new talk show to prove that her breasts aren’t fake.

“I’m tired of this rumor. It’s something that’s followed me forever,” the supermodel said Tuesday on “The Tyra Banks Show.”

Tell me about it. It's not easy having highly public boobage. The insatiable demands for calendar posings alone have exhausted me. Sure, it wasn't easy to pass up a guest spot in the Gamers With Jobs: Hunks +12 calendar, but some things are more important than celebrity.

So in spite of the enormous pressure being placed upon me by my peers, I will not be undergoing a written sonogram.

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