Leveling UpFrom DQ reader Geoff Engelstein:
A friend of mine (a real friend, not one made up for urban legend purposes) has a five-year old son, who has been playing Dungeon Siege over the last month or so. The other day, he was at the kitchen table coloring and my friend noticed, to his surprise, that for the first time in his life his son is coloring inside the lines. Thus begins the conversation:
Father: "Wow! You're coloring inside the lines!"
Son: "I leveled up."